What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
