My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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