Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Randomize
