apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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