I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
