i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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