the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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