Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you win again, gameday.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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