I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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