We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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