You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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