mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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