Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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