So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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