he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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