she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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