i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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