i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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