Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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