absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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