the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I had to cum in my sink.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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