do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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