he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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