my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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