Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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