So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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