I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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