I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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