i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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