I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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