trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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