bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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