ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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