I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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