I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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