you mean i was at the winter classic?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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