Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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