Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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