Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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