her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
worst night to have a conscience
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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