we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
