We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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