so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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