if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
