Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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