Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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