if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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