For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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