we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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