No awkward lesbian experiences without me
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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