i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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