belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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