i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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