just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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