I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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